Oil derrick
Leaving the well alone
A pumpjack nodding over a hole in the ground. The Roadster’s whole idea is not needing one.
SOLANA · $FER · ONE-TAP FLIGHT
Keep the nose up.
Elon has the wheel of a flying Roadster. You fire the thrusters. Gravity argues back. Every gate is something a sustainable-energy timeline is built to leave behind — oil, smog, coal, red tape, and a billboard that still thinks electric cars are a fad.
- 01
Pulse. Tap the sky, click, or press space. Each one fires the cold-gas thrusters.
- 02
Thread the lip. The yellow-and-black stripe is the gate. The art around it is the thing you are leaving behind.
- 03
Stay off the deck. The ceiling and the atmosphere deck both end the run. Your best score stays in this browser.
Fan-made arcade. Not affiliated with Elon Musk, Tesla, SpaceX, or Pump.fun. Playing does not buy a coin.
COLD GAS ARCADE
Best on this device · —
COLD GAS
Tap the sky. Gravity does the rest.
Space, click, or the button. One tap, one pulse.
Ready to fly.
THE GATES
Eight things in the lane.
Tesla’s published mission is to accelerate the shift to sustainable energy. These obstacles are the cartoon version of what that timeline is up against. Clear the striped lip. Ignore the lecture.
Gas pump
Filling a tank
A hose, a price screen, and the habit of burning the trip as you take it.
Smog bank
A sky you can see through
A green-gray wall of exhaust. Soft edges, hard hitbox.
Red tape
Shipping the design
Folders, a ribbon, and a HOLD stamp. The gap is the only approval that counts.
Fad billboard
Taking electric cars seriously
The sign still says EVs are a fad. The Roadster does not brake for it.
Coal stack
Power that isn’t on fire
A brick chimney coughing the last century into your lane.
No-plugs sign
Somewhere to charge
An ordinance that would rather you didn’t plug in.
Guzzler
A quieter lane
A brick-shaped engine, tailpipe aimed at your nose.
THE COIN
$FER, when you light it.
FlappyElonRoadster is the game on this page. The meme coin is a separate Solana launch on pump.fun. This site never connects a wallet, never asks for a seed phrase, and does not sell tokens.
- 01Open pump.fun and connect a Solana wallet you control.
- 02Create the coin with the name, ticker, and blurb below. Use the mark as the image.
- 03Paste the mint and the coin URL into src/lib/token.ts (or the env vars in .env.example) and reload.
Launchpad: pump.fun. Price, if a coin exists, moves on their bonding curve — not here.
Name
FlappyElonRoadster
Ticker
$FER
Chain
Solana
Name
FlappyElonRoadster
Ticker
FER
Blurb
Elon at the wheel of a flying Roadster. One tap for cold-gas thrust. Dodge oil, smog, coal, red tape, and the rest of the fossil century.
Mint
No mint is linked. The coin is not live on this build, and this page will not show a stand-in address.
